SCORE A DATE FOR "VALENTINES DAY" PT 2.

So you've probably bagged your man by this point, I hope you got a good one. Now it's time to start prepping, sure Valentines day isn't for over two weeks but according to the BBC even 16 year old's should get bikini waxes so imagine the amount of preparation WE're going to need! You can begin with a full body detox a la Victoria's Secret. 10 days before the big date, throw away all solid food in your house and snip up your credit card (no cheating gurls!). You can be certain that over the course of the next week and a half you will drop pounds! And your abs will be toned to perfection from all the dry heaving. Secondly, no self respecting man would be seen dead with a girl who doesn't have long luscious Lana Del hair, and who isn't wearing tiny torn up denim shorts and who hasn't oiled their legs. SO. Pop down to your market of choice and pick up some nice real hair extensions, some scissors and a big bottle of baby oil (take this with you on your date and you are guaranteed to pull!). Glue the hair to your scalp, don't worry if it's bumpy bumps add volume and make your eyes look bigger and more blue, snip some jeans off about 0.3cm from the join, and fill your bathtub with oil. Now it's up to you whether you douse your new hair in the oil, I personally like that Xxxtina Dirrty edge when dating, but if you're nervous about coming across too confident and stylish then just leave this part out.

Finally put your shorts on a hot wash, throw them in the tumble dryer for a couple of hours, slide them on over the oil and go claim your man!

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