UH-OH ALEXA

"Women don't like hearing that you can be naturally thin..."

Ummm so what does that make you? Oh yeah sorry a gender defying superhuman A-list Celebriteeny. And what does that make ALL women? Jealous and either fat or bulimic by default. Probably not the best thing to say in an interview with Grazia bbz.

Q: What do you call Alexa Chung swimming in a river in Egypt?
A: Anorexic in da Nile.

Now it's all about Versace, You copied my style.

I don't understand fellow blogs. I smother you with love, I feed you and read you all the time, and you repay me with hate?

VICE posted this (horrific) picture and received an onslaught of wierd spam. What can I say, I'm a meat magnet...

Lagerfeld Confidential

"Her blonde curly hair cascaded down, like a pile of donuts"

Cause Celeb - Helen Fielding.

Karl would not be pleased. I am, however, incredibly pleased. Overwhelmed with pleasure perhaps, at my new Chanel sunglasses. Something my pose unfortunately doesn't quite manage to present. Double cringe.

Techno-email blogging

Number 25. And I slept alone last night...

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device

Coachella

OHMYGOD I think I might vom on my keyboard. Katy Perry looks like a walking yeast infection... I think I gotta go brush my teeth or something.

(image c/o www.posh24.com)

Barberous Knowledge

My HAT! Knew it was worth it.. I've been seeing it around a lot in grey for some reason but navy is so obv better. So anyway here I am in my hat and some other wierd stuff by LCF x VOLCOM for vicestyle.com, big up Sam Voulters.

So mastered by the brute blood of the air.

Some yummmmm new Emma Cook 4 Topperz shoes and a poem. I'm meant to be writing a 3000 word essay about LEDA AND THE SWAN which is about bestiality and conscensual rape, ie really gritty deep stuff university students spend hours pondering. No fine fine Yeats it's a beautiful poem but it wouldn't fit on this blog so I've written my own. It is a joke. Obviously. Sort of.

I said I'd stop at 20
But I'm now at 24,

This shoe collecting habit
Is becoming quite a chore,

The should all be in boxes
But instead they're on the floor

And I think for my poor boyfriend
25's the final straw...

AKA GET ME OUTTA THIS LIBRARY STAT

Ed Hardy Party

Quite exciting news actually! Yesterday I assisted on a shoot for Dirrty Glam which meant I got to go to Relative MO on Redchurch Street and pick out loads of cool stuff which nobody actually liked. They were shooting Bonnie which was fun (she's a hottie) and put her in Mulberry, Karl Lagerfeld, Moschino, a yummy Emilio de la Morena dress which I picked out and an Anne Valerie Hash vest (also mine woop) which was covered in the lightest softest froth of tulle and made every woman in the room coo over it and tap her name into their iphones (for net-a-porter that evening no doubt). However, the 5 looks were quickly chosen and Bonnie in and out of them before you could say 'God the lifts at the Sanderson are a bit trippy aren't they', leaving the majority of my pickings folded up back in their plastic bags ready to be returned, and I couldn't very well leave them there could I?! What sort of blogger would I be if I didn't put them on and goof around a bit... Which hopefully explains this next bit.

 Studded top: Markus Lupfer, Skirt: Omela, Wedges: Emma Cook for Topshop (obv), Jacket: Markus Lupfer

Dress: Emilio de la Morena, Wedges: Vivienne Westwood for Melissa

*Left* Top, Skirt & Jacket: Markus Lupfer, Shoes: Emma Cook for Topshop
*Right* T-shirt: Markus Lupfer, Shoes: Topshop Boutique

Top: Markus Lupfer, Skirt: Willow, Wedges: Reiss

*Left* Dress: Charles Anastase, Platforms: Eley Kishimoto
*Right* Top: Anne Valerie Hash, Skirt: Charles Anastase, Wedges as before

Oops

Hand slipped...

Lover

Bag: Charles Anastase X Longchamp, Sonia Rykiel limited edition sunglasses

Sunday

Why do I only decide I REALLY REALLY want these (aka sitting here giving myself a hernia looking at them) after they've sold out everywhere. I can't even find a picture of the black Hobbs ones online... You guys suck. And it sucks being a size 5 meaning I will never be able to find a pair. During my search though I did remind myself of the similar/even more amazing/probably price of a car Chloe boots which make me cry. They're so perfect for summer with a tan and a big t-shirt, I've got a small stomach cramp of sadness/ Here is a picture of  them along with the brown NW3 ones, equally hernia inducing if not a little sloaney... Really into the trousers in the new collection also, which of course they don't have in store, LAME.

 

Images: www.5sixteen.blogspot.com, www.fashion.elle.com, www.hobbs.com

Hair Today

 

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